PawFriends
Texts from Biscuit
If they could, they would
He brings you one shoe when you get home.
Please stop.
Sits down in the middle of the crosswalk when he has decided the walk is over.
You have food.
Waits at my fence every morning for exactly one cheese cube and leaves the moment he gets…
I will be home at six.
Stares at you from two inches away at 5.
It has been nine minutes.
Zoomies.
Coming home now?
Every message is something they really do. The phone is the only invented part.