PawFriends
Official record
Filed under Biscuit
- Name
- Biscuit
- Known aliases
- Biscuit, Mr. Crumbs, Biscuit Boy
- Convictions
- 6
- Count 1
- The kitchen counter. 11pm. He knows.
- Count 2
- Refused to get out of the van. Forty minutes.
- Count 3
- An entire couch cushion.
- Count 4
- My noise-cancelling headphones.
- Count 5
- Ate a birthday cake off the counter and then sat politely at the party like a guest.
- Count 6
- The first time it snowed he refused to step on it and stood on my feet for the entire walk.
Offences on file
Sentence served in full. Reoffending considered certain.