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Things I definitely did not do
A statement from Biscuit
- The kitchen counter. 11pm. He knows.
- Refused to get out of the van. Forty minutes.
- An entire couch cushion.
- My noise-cancelling headphones.
- Ate a birthday cake off the counter and then sat politely at the party like a guest.
- The first time it snowed he refused to step on it and stood on my feet for the entire walk.
This statement was prepared without the animal, who was asleep.